Curlychopz is Online
Curlychopz goes online.
Welcome to my website!
Thank you all for visiting what will become the new hub for all things Curlychopz! Here I will post regular updates, new products and music, artwork, web comics and a whole lot more! Stay tuned!
Why a website?
Back in my day, there was no monopoly over online spaces. No popular fascist micro-blogging sites, large multipurpose forums or whatever the hell YouTube is. We had to do things our own way, with our own style, and damn-it that was better! All your own style, touches and effects with no fear of corporate takeovers, censorship or demonetisation. I made this site as a rebirth of those foundations and an expression of my own personality. You won’t find anywhere like chopz.online ! The main question is, why does no one else have their own personal website…
View Perfection.
This is exactly what the internet used to be like.
Websites are expensive.
Ah.
So, it turns out that websites are prohibitively expensive to most users, one just like this costing over £200 a year. Yikes. Part of this message goes out to those who helped me reach the point in life where I can spend all that on an extravagant toy like this. Truly thank you. I am humbled, honoured and privileged to be in this position and hold all of you who support my work in the highest regard. You’re the best!
How can I help you?
You can help by becoming a member! Each member of Curlychopz Online will be held in a special regard by me and have access to exclusive content, pages and blog posts! Maybe together you can work out the secrets of this site… such as the areas restricted by a password…
What about your game?
Thanks for asking! My amazing Team Papaya and I are working on an Undertale fangame called “Undertale: Bold and Benevolent.” It is a prequel game following the journey of the patience (Coral) and bravery soul (Tyson) as they explore the underground together.
In the game you will discover the mark the two left on the monster society, and team up to SOLVE puzzles, FIGHT monsters and FOCUS on working together. We really hope you’ll enjoy the game and the updates I’ll leave as I work on it!
Musical plans?
In 2025, I plan to release 2 albums: “DreamScare” and “Dreams of Paradise.” These 2 albums will Compare, Contrast, compliment and insult each other in unique and interesting ways that I can’t wait to show you all! I plan to release these close together to allow you to hear how they interact with each other.
After that, I plan to work on an Untitled Concept Album. I have always been inspired by Pink Floyd’s “The Wall” and The Beatle’s “Sargent Pepper…” and I really think this will be a great way to give me a creative challenge and push my music abilities.
What about commissions?
Check out Portfolio and Services to see what I make and what I offer! I really do love being busy and having a project so give me an email and enquire any time! I will update my Portfolio often with all my new art and projects.
My cool shop.
Currently only my logo pin and sticker are on offer in the shop, but in 2025 I plan to design and release 10 new designs and editions (like Balatro) for you all to enjoy! Also, as part of a greater project I’m planning to offer a special customisation service… keep on lookout!
Final notes.
Thanks for reading this far! As a treat, use code PIN15 to get 15% off all products in the store until April 30th 2025! Here’s a joke before I go.
What’s the difference between 5280ft of zebra crossing and the grin of a guy who just ate offal?
One’s a stripey mile, the other is a tripey mile!
